Mmmm...deer!

Dave, my ex-husband, came to the house right before we were to leave for our annnual digging expedition. He said he had a suprise for me...a late christmas gift. He then proceeded to pull this deer head from the shrubs in my front lawn. "Sorry its late," he said, "It took a bit longer than I expected to kill the little bastard. And the asshole was a bitch to cook. You might have to cook it again, though. Dunno if he cooked all the way through." He then shoved it into my arms and walked away, speeding off in his truck, which was a sky-blue Chevy, that he never let me drive.
_auz.


After Auz cut up the deer, she made sandwiches for our annual digging expedition. We picked up George on the way out. When we got to the digging spot we proceeded to force George to eat all the dirt he dug up from his early grave, in which we all helped dig. Then Fernando aka porno man showed up and started taking random photos for his pornos. We told him we would call the cops if he would not give us the camera. He insisted there were to many XXX photos for our young eyes to see. "I'm turning 9 next year," Janmeet shouted, "I gotta tattoo, see here, I'm old enough to do whatever the hell I wanna do you big fat loser. You still live in your mom's basement and you haven't got ass in three years." Needless to say he handed over the camera immediatly, embarassed and sobbing. We got the picures on the computer later and there was no evidence of any porn whatsoever. All there were were pictures of dogs, flags, and well...us. The sandwiches were delicious by the way. Leftovers are availible by request.
Molly