Christmas with George

Christmas is always a lovely time. The household (Me, Molly, my dog Toe, and my brother-in-law Kim) always goes to see KATZ! Live in DC, because its plays during this time of year. We always go see it on Christmas Eve. Its a grand time.

This year, we didn't go see it, because unfortunaly, about half an hour before we were supposed to leave, my homeless ex-brother-in-law George showed up at the house complaining about the cold.
We had to let him in, because he wouldn't leave the frount porch.
We ended up having to toss the tickets and skip the KATZ! Live musical for the first time in 9 years.
We didn't have much room left in the house, considering the fact that Doris and her ex-neice-in-law, Janmeet, (pictured in another post, with her fiance at dinner) were coming to stay the night that night as well, flying in all the way from Texas.
I gave him two choices. I offered him both the laundry room and Toe's doggie bed, which is a rather reasononable size. He chose the laundry room, thank god. I'm fairly certain he's afraid of Toe, because of an incident that took play a number of years ago, resulting in George fainting and then waking up with Toe's doggie turds all over him.
So George slept in the laundry room. He moved the dryer and washer together, which was a nuisence to get back apart, as I told him so myself.

Christmas was basically ruined, thanks to George.
I wanted to geth the message across that he was never to show his face aorund me again.
I only gave him leftovers, which he gobbled down.
I made Janmeet fake a story that he had tounched her innapropriatley, which all the neighbours found out about and were disgusted by. They brought over all sorts of delectables for Janmeet, including candy, flowers, and wine coolers. they shook their heads at George, which caused him to retreat into the Launry Room.

Kim even put hand sanitizer in Geroge's drinking water, which i told him was a little over the top. He just chuckled and continued to dump loads of it into George's glass.
George passed out for about 9 hours during the day, which was nice, not seeing him around and all. Another concequence for George was not letting his shower or use the toilet. When i told him this, he merely shrugged his shoulders and replied,
"thats alright. i'm used to it anyhow."
and proceeded to go outside to do his business in the woods.
"YOU BETTER GO IN THOSE WOODS!!"
I called after him, which cracked Kim up and even made Toe smile.
Auz