What it do?

I no Auz and I haven't posted in a while but we been kinda busy for the past few months. I got a job at a publishing company, Auz moved to Morroco with some guy named Steve and well I havn't seen George in a month and honestly it's been great. I only have one more thing to say and that is CREEPY ASS BABY!!!

George in his rightful place

Last night around 2:00 in the morning I got a call that woke the house up. Groggely (i don't know how to spell so don't juudge me)I reached for the phone. When I picked up I heard a voice shout MOLLY it was George. He'd been pulled for speeding and when the cop came to his window he saw George's girlfriend. Turns out that she was his daughter and she was only 16 (now that I look at the picture she does look a little young)So he got arrestted for sex with a minor and me and Auz had to go downtown to get him at 9:00 (we went back to sleep for the rest of the night and figured George could deal) After picking him up we went home, put him in his laundry room, and called Auz's lawyer (the one who dealt with her divorce). Georges hearing is on the 25th and until then he has to live with us. SHIT SHIT SHIT

Gusto and Kathy

Another shocking tidbit about the wedding (if you could even call it that). What George's sister showed up in:

Kathy is in the middle. The other two, Madison and Liz, are his cousins.

Also, before the reception started, a stranger named Gusto showed up and tried to make a toast. He posed for this picture before being escorted out.


_Auz.
xxxx

A New Girl.

So i'm sure you all have read about George's wedding. What a shame, the money that went to waste...but that God it was not too expensive...George is pretty cheap and didn't want "no fancy-shmancy food. I just want some shit you eat with your fingers." So he had it his way. His "wife" (ex-wife?) didn't care either way.
She's not a very happy person in general. Not much emotion with her.

So now the question is...WHO'S THE BABY DADDY?
the answer? i don't care. as long as it doesn't pertain to my family, i'm fine. I'm not sure i'd care even if it WA
S my family. That girl's a slut anyways.

But on the topic of "slut"...George has found a new girlfriend. Already.
I was shocked when I heard this. HE'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD LOOKING!

A picture of the two recently:


-Auz
xxxx

Wedding Chaos

Well as you know George was supposed to get married yesterday but unfortunatly that didn't happen because when the preacher got to the objection part Tammy yell's out "It's not George's baby" then proceeds to run out of the church. George just stands there opened mouth for a minute then screams "Hallijuyah" to the cieling then walks out of church. Mom and dad had a huge fit and Janmeet was yelling at Fernando to get a job and it was just chaos. All in all it was not a good day.
Molly

FERNANDO?!?

Well I was in New Jersey with Tammy trying to pick up her dress from the shop and while I was away George was doing some planning of his own. It turns out he hired Fernando to do the photography. As soon as Janmeet saw him walk into the room she screamed "Aaaawwww hell no! This Bastard's back! Fuck!" Then she turned to him and said "Still haven't got ass I see" and left the room. I guess I'm supposed to say something about the superbowl but honestly I don't care. Although I'm pretty sure George had money on the Colts because he seems really upset right now.
Molly

BLAH BLAH DAMN

Well as you all know Georges wedding is on the 14th and I've been super busy with wedding plans to post on the blog. This morning we found out the child was going to be a boy so I was thinking what the child would be like and this is what I got.


I also tried to get George a job but he didn't get it because he told the guy who interviewing him that at his last job he was fired because he slept with his boss's wife. Well anyway life isn't very good right now and to make things worse my parents are in town for the wedding. You might remeber them from an earlier post, Majorie and Stacy. Anyway they came from the farm and brought us some delectables like pig carcass and cow lung(which are really good deep fried). Janmeet and Doris are coming up tommorrow and Janmeet is going nowhere near George or Doris's purse. Also Kim and his new boyfreind Simon (Pictured in an earlier post on New Years with a football) are coming and unfortunatly so is Auz's ex-boyfriend, Dave, who after all the stuff we have been doing for George, he still wants to annoy us by bringing Dave back into the picture...but it should be interesting.
Molly

I know you can't believe this but, George has done it again!!!!!!

Well I just heard from Texas that Janmeet has finally got her tattoo lasered off. She's been crying and bitching for days. Auz is away on vacation which leaves me to deal with George and his new girl. She is such a bitch. Sunday morning I was invited over for brunch (which is in case you don't know, it's when people who think they're cool because instead of sleeping in on Sunday or going to church they go eat over priced eggs at a fancy pancy resturaunt) at Tammy's house(I think she just wanted to pretend she isn't a stripper). Anyway, we were halfway through the scones when she dropped the bomb TAMMY IS PREGNANT and guess whose the father GEORGE. Goerge has offcialy moved in and they are set to be married on the 14th of February. See normaly I would be like AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW romantic its on Valentines day but the fact that its George makes me want to barf blood.
P.S. auz if if you read this I MISS YOU GIRL!!!!!
Molly

George & NY Dinner...

Ok, so I know that Molly has already written about George and his stripper girlfriend, but I just want to say how shocked I was when he showed up. I mean, really...you'd think he'd get the hint! What, with Kim kicking him out at the gas station, and everything that happened during Christmas. I was outraged when he showed up on our doorstep that night with ihs new girlfriend...Tina, i think her name was. Hopefully George will get his "life together again."

-Auz. (:

Toe!!!!!!!!

We went to the vet earlier and got Toe some new meds. He hurt his leg on the digging expedition and they gave him some pain killers. Needless to say Toe feels better.
Molly

Well.... George does it again

Last night for New Years Dinner I forgot to uninvite George so he shows up with his new girlfriend named Tammy (pictured above). We are happy for George but we still haven't forgotten the whole Janmeet-tattoo-incident. So while we were devouring our collards we asked Tammy a few questions. Auz and I were kind of suspicous with her from the beginning. When asked what kind of job she had she said "It's my job to help men out in a time of need, if you know what I'm sayin'" she said winking at me. So thats just what this family needs is for George to bring a stripper to dinner.
Molly

Fernando can't let go.

The digging expedition went over really well on the 30th, the day before NYE. Molly mentioned about the whole Fernando ordeal. Janmeet ended up getting punished by not being included in the annual photograph with our shovels. She was disappointed and sulked off to the car.

We settled back into the house after dropping George off at the nearest gas station. He slowly got out of the car, looking at me pleadingly like i'd change my mind and let him back in. "Get the FUCK out of my car," said Kim, giving George a piercing look. George looked at Janmeet, like she was going to help him. She merely just turned up the volume on her new Ipod. Finally, he got out and walked away.
I turned to look at him as the car got farther and farther away.
And if I hadn't known any better, I could have sworn he was following us.

Fast forward to this morning. January 1, 2010.
8:15 AM.
Everyone was awake extra early this morning, because the cab came at 7:30 AM to take Doris and Janmeet to the airport. Kim left for his house (he drove) in Queens as well.. All was well with that, we hugged and said goodbye. We resolved that Doris would take Janmeet to get the tattoo off 4 days after they get back to Texas. We even called and made sure a space was avalible for her that day. It was sad to see them go, but also a relief to have them out of the house, what, with all the trouble they've cause during their stay.

Then, when everyone is FINALLY GONE, except for Molly and Toe, there's a knock at the door.
It was Fernando, YET AGAIN.
He's holding a brand new camera, saying how wonderful it would be if we'd come down to the beach for a photoshoot. "Don't let the little girl come, though," he said, reffering to Janmeet, "this stuff is gonna be wild. XXX, even."

I slammed the door in his face, and told Molly not to answer it.
He continued to ring the doorbell for a good half hour, which drove us both crazy, and made Toe bounce off the walls with excitment. Literally.
Finally, he left. We haven't heard a word from him since. And its only been 1O hours.

-Auz! (: