Gusto and Kathy

Another shocking tidbit about the wedding (if you could even call it that). What George's sister showed up in:

Kathy is in the middle. The other two, Madison and Liz, are his cousins.

Also, before the reception started, a stranger named Gusto showed up and tried to make a toast. He posed for this picture before being escorted out.


_Auz.
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A New Girl.

So i'm sure you all have read about George's wedding. What a shame, the money that went to waste...but that God it was not too expensive...George is pretty cheap and didn't want "no fancy-shmancy food. I just want some shit you eat with your fingers." So he had it his way. His "wife" (ex-wife?) didn't care either way.
She's not a very happy person in general. Not much emotion with her.

So now the question is...WHO'S THE BABY DADDY?
the answer? i don't care. as long as it doesn't pertain to my family, i'm fine. I'm not sure i'd care even if it WA
S my family. That girl's a slut anyways.

But on the topic of "slut"...George has found a new girlfriend. Already.
I was shocked when I heard this. HE'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD LOOKING!

A picture of the two recently:


-Auz
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Wedding Chaos

Well as you know George was supposed to get married yesterday but unfortunatly that didn't happen because when the preacher got to the objection part Tammy yell's out "It's not George's baby" then proceeds to run out of the church. George just stands there opened mouth for a minute then screams "Hallijuyah" to the cieling then walks out of church. Mom and dad had a huge fit and Janmeet was yelling at Fernando to get a job and it was just chaos. All in all it was not a good day.
Molly

FERNANDO?!?

Well I was in New Jersey with Tammy trying to pick up her dress from the shop and while I was away George was doing some planning of his own. It turns out he hired Fernando to do the photography. As soon as Janmeet saw him walk into the room she screamed "Aaaawwww hell no! This Bastard's back! Fuck!" Then she turned to him and said "Still haven't got ass I see" and left the room. I guess I'm supposed to say something about the superbowl but honestly I don't care. Although I'm pretty sure George had money on the Colts because he seems really upset right now.
Molly

BLAH BLAH DAMN

Well as you all know Georges wedding is on the 14th and I've been super busy with wedding plans to post on the blog. This morning we found out the child was going to be a boy so I was thinking what the child would be like and this is what I got.


I also tried to get George a job but he didn't get it because he told the guy who interviewing him that at his last job he was fired because he slept with his boss's wife. Well anyway life isn't very good right now and to make things worse my parents are in town for the wedding. You might remeber them from an earlier post, Majorie and Stacy. Anyway they came from the farm and brought us some delectables like pig carcass and cow lung(which are really good deep fried). Janmeet and Doris are coming up tommorrow and Janmeet is going nowhere near George or Doris's purse. Also Kim and his new boyfreind Simon (Pictured in an earlier post on New Years with a football) are coming and unfortunatly so is Auz's ex-boyfriend, Dave, who after all the stuff we have been doing for George, he still wants to annoy us by bringing Dave back into the picture...but it should be interesting.
Molly