Well I just heard from Texas that Janmeet has finally got her tattoo lasered off. She's been crying and bitching for days. Auz is away on vacation which leaves me to deal with George and his new girl. She is such a bitch. Sunday morning I was invited over for brunch (which is in case you don't know, it's when people who think they're cool because instead of sleeping in on Sunday or going to church they go eat over priced eggs at a fancy pancy resturaunt) at Tammy's house(I think she just wanted to pretend she isn't a stripper). Anyway, we were halfway through the scones when she dropped the bomb TAMMY IS PREGNANT and guess whose the father GEORGE. Goerge has offcialy moved in and they are set to be married on the 14th of February. See normaly I would be like AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW romantic its on Valentines day but the fact that its George makes me want to barf blood.
P.S. auz if if you read this I MISS YOU GIRL!!!!!
Molly
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Monday, January 4, 2010
George & NY Dinner...
Ok, so I know that Molly has already written about George and his stripper girlfriend, but I just want to say how shocked I was when he showed up. I mean, really...you'd think he'd get the hint! What, with Kim kicking him out at the gas station, and everything that happened during Christmas. I was outraged when he showed up on our doorstep that night with ihs new girlfriend...Tina, i think her name was. Hopefully George will get his "life together again."
-Auz. (:
-Auz. (:
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Toe!!!!!!!!
We went to the vet earlier and got Toe some new meds. He hurt his leg on the digging expedition and they gave him some pain killers. Needless to say Toe feels better.
Molly
Well.... George does it again
Last night for New Years Dinner I forgot to uninvite George so he shows up with his new girlfriend named Tammy (pictured above). We are happy for George but we still haven't forgotten the whole Janmeet-tattoo-incident. So while we were devouring our collards we asked Tammy a few questions. Auz and I were kind of suspicous with her from the beginning. When asked what kind of job she had she said "It's my job to help men out in a time of need, if you know what I'm sayin'" she said winking at me. So thats just what this family needs is for George to bring a stripper to dinner.
Molly
Friday, January 1, 2010
Fernando can't let go.
The digging expedition went over really well on the 30th, the day before NYE. Molly mentioned about the whole Fernando ordeal. Janmeet ended up getting punished by not being included in the annual photograph with our shovels. She was disappointed and sulked off to the car.
We settled back into the house after dropping George off at the nearest gas station. He slowly got out of the car, looking at me pleadingly like i'd change my mind and let him back in. "Get the FUCK out of my car," said Kim, giving George a piercing look. George looked at Janmeet, like she was going to help him. She merely just turned up the volume on her new Ipod. Finally, he got out and walked away.
I turned to look at him as the car got farther and farther away.
And if I hadn't known any better, I could have sworn he was following us.
Fast forward to this morning. January 1, 2010.
8:15 AM.
Everyone was awake extra early this morning, because the cab came at 7:30 AM to take Doris and Janmeet to the airport. Kim left for his house (he drove) in Queens as well.. All was well with that, we hugged and said goodbye. We resolved that Doris would take Janmeet to get the tattoo off 4 days after they get back to Texas. We even called and made sure a space was avalible for her that day. It was sad to see them go, but also a relief to have them out of the house, what, with all the trouble they've cause during their stay.
Then, when everyone is FINALLY GONE, except for Molly and Toe, there's a knock at the door.
It was Fernando, YET AGAIN.
He's holding a brand new camera, saying how wonderful it would be if we'd come down to the beach for a photoshoot. "Don't let the little girl come, though," he said, reffering to Janmeet, "this stuff is gonna be wild. XXX, even."
I slammed the door in his face, and told Molly not to answer it.
He continued to ring the doorbell for a good half hour, which drove us both crazy, and made Toe bounce off the walls with excitment. Literally.
Finally, he left. We haven't heard a word from him since. And its only been 1O hours.
-Auz! (:
We settled back into the house after dropping George off at the nearest gas station. He slowly got out of the car, looking at me pleadingly like i'd change my mind and let him back in. "Get the FUCK out of my car," said Kim, giving George a piercing look. George looked at Janmeet, like she was going to help him. She merely just turned up the volume on her new Ipod. Finally, he got out and walked away.
I turned to look at him as the car got farther and farther away.
And if I hadn't known any better, I could have sworn he was following us.
Fast forward to this morning. January 1, 2010.
8:15 AM.
Everyone was awake extra early this morning, because the cab came at 7:30 AM to take Doris and Janmeet to the airport. Kim left for his house (he drove) in Queens as well.. All was well with that, we hugged and said goodbye. We resolved that Doris would take Janmeet to get the tattoo off 4 days after they get back to Texas. We even called and made sure a space was avalible for her that day. It was sad to see them go, but also a relief to have them out of the house, what, with all the trouble they've cause during their stay.
Then, when everyone is FINALLY GONE, except for Molly and Toe, there's a knock at the door.
It was Fernando, YET AGAIN.
He's holding a brand new camera, saying how wonderful it would be if we'd come down to the beach for a photoshoot. "Don't let the little girl come, though," he said, reffering to Janmeet, "this stuff is gonna be wild. XXX, even."
I slammed the door in his face, and told Molly not to answer it.
He continued to ring the doorbell for a good half hour, which drove us both crazy, and made Toe bounce off the walls with excitment. Literally.
Finally, he left. We haven't heard a word from him since. And its only been 1O hours.
-Auz! (:
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